CHRISTMAS TIME

[paul messis]

Cos I am bored... a few years ago, I made a Christmas song in my bedroom.... I have decided to share this atrocity with you all.

Excuse primitive nature and stupid goofy lyrics.... I hate Christmas and I wrote a song about this hatred in the most punk of fashions.

DivShare File - christmas time.mp3


You have been warned when you click this link... this is primitive as hell.


Paul

 

[Lee de Parade]

Thanks! And Happy Christmas!

 

[EXPO67]

Ha ha ha...

I heard no words apart from 'Christmas time'..... but you sure sound pissed off like the kind of pissed off Santa would get if someone shaved his fluffy white beard off.

If you can remember the lyrics write em down here.

 

[paul messis]

Haha, yeah it was a joke song!!!.... never ever seriously gonna take this one into the studio anytime soon.


Lyrics ok here goes...

Hey Rudolf?

Yeah?

Why Your Nose Be All Red?

Santa Gave Me Moonshine!!!!

Well it's that time again, it's christmas time
Everyone is stuffing their faces, but they feel fine
Mother got off with Santa Claus
Santa never drank the milk, but he drank the whiskey

Well It's that time of year its christmas time oh yeah
Grandma looks like she's dead by the fire
everybody is eating turkey and I hate turkey

Well it's that time of year again, it's christmas time
all the girlies are kissing me underneath the mistletoe
I open my presents and what do I see, a rotten apple looking at me
yeah!!!

well it's that time of year again, it's christmas time
the weather is cold, but I hate this feeling inside
I drank my port, I ate my Cheese, it's christmas time, it's christmas time

Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way, take it somewhere else next year, I don't wanna know

it's christmas time, all the time!!!

Arghhhh

It's that time of year, it's christmas time
and everyone's stuffing their face but they feel fine
yeah
christmas time!!!!!


Jesus, I don't know why I've shared this!!

oh well, whatever


Paul

 

[EXPO67]

You certainly captured the spirit of Christmas in a Paul Messis 60s punk way...

 

[ShyC]

Cool song, thanks for sharing. I hate Christmas Time, too. "Everyone is stuffing their faces, but they feel fine", that's about it!