Fifi The Flea is practically the worst song ever written, maybe everyone sings it too straight, maybe if Tiny Tim or The Bonzos had covered it... Ghod, someone could make a masochistic comp with that one headlining; Put The Bone In by Terry Jacks (worse than Seasons In The Sun), I'm Just A Lonely Teenager & Teen Angel by whichever '50s Bobbys did those, and The Everly's Ebony Eyes.